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Dear diary:

Today I crashed a 38 foot yacht into a sandbar.


What did you do?
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I want a cat in the hat hat for my birthday. Birthday party, that is, which is about 5 weeks after my actually birthday. Yes, that makes perfect sense. Pooie to you.

I'm thinking of dropping some subtle hints to a friend about buying me a cat in the hat hat. Something along the lines of "BUY ME A CAT IN THE HAT HAT, BIZ-NATCH!".

I'm wondering if that's too obscure.
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My room is...

Clean.

This scares even me.

But yes, I can actually see my desk for the first time in months. :o


Christmas was very... meh. Which is annoying, because I want Christmas to be fun, and when it isn't I get sad. :( I got very good presents, and I do not appreciate them, which is- for lack of a better word- pathetic. Because they are very good presents.

And my birthday is in... 3 days? 2nd of Jan. You are required to wish me a happy birthday (that only applies to you if you're reading this, I don't particularly want all inhabitants of the universe dropping by my dA page to wish me very happy returns.)

I now think I will take part in some spontaneous dancing. :dance:
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School assemblies. The interesting phenomenon in which someone with a cruel sense of humour tries to cram 1200 teenagers into one- albiet big- room for several hours, listening to various people drone on about stuff that no-one gives a shit about.  

Luckily, for us, they only happen... once a term, is it? When they do, however, it seems the soul aim of all those speaking to make it drag out as long as possible.

There was one this week, and it went on through lunch. By the time we were allowed to leave, my brain had liquified and dribbled out my ears, forming interesting puddles on the gym floor.

Our principal makes me laugh. At her. She always reads an excerpt from some book or other that she thinks relates to the current situation. This week it was something about "Sam the... something something seagull."

Seriously, man. Wtf?

:giggle: Stevie got student councellor, and made a huge rock-on sign with his arms when he went up to get his badge. Half the school thought he was a legend; the other half a total loser.

We still love him.

Went to a very shitty party yesterday, full of stupid, self centred girls. My best friend and I hid in the pool house... well... playing pool. :D

Mel, a friend of mine, has cut her hair and died it black with red streaks. She looks like a manga cartoon!

Bye bye now,
   
  -TheToaster.
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... I'm sorry, I really am.

Every second person that comes to my page seems distraught that the universe is still intact. I'm sorry! I'm working as hard as I can to fix the button, but it'll take time! I would destroy the universe for you if I could, guys. Truly.
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